01 of 95
Trump vs. Obama Crowd Sizes
Occupy Democrats
02 of 95
Meanwhile at Mt. Rushmore
via Twitter
03 of 95
Melania Giving Michelle Her Speech Back
via Twitter
04 of 95
Trump Unites America Against Trump
The Other 98%
05 of 95
Trump and the Women’s March
06 of 95
Ready to Kick Ass in 2020
The Other 98%
07 of 95
Hillary Clinton Arrives at Trump Inauguration
08 of 95
Kellyanne Conway’s Outfit
Occupy Democrats
09 of 95
George W. Bush Reaction Cam
10 of 95
George W. Bush Hiding in Plastic Bag
11 of 95
George W. Bush Is All of Us
12 of 95
Welcome to the White House
13 of 95
The Only Good Moment
14 of 95
Michelle Obama’s Face
15 of 95
Help
via Occupy Democrats
16 of 95
The Whole World Is Michelle Obama
17 of 95
Meanwhile in Maryland
18 of 95
What A Mandate Looks Like
The Other 98%
19 of 95
To Be Far…
via The Other 98%
20 of 95
Searching For Those Missing People
via Twitter
21 of 95
Sean Spicer: The New ‘Baghdad Bob’
via Twiter
22 of 95
The Alternative Facts Zone
via Occupy Democrats
23 of 95
It’s an Alternative Fact
via Twitter
24 of 95
Trump at Church
25 of 95
Who Wore It Better?
26 of 95
Kellyanne Conway and the Patriots
27 of 95
I Know Girl
28 of 95
Bending Toward Justice
29 of 95
Tri-Wizard Tournmanet
30 of 95
Most Boring VP Ever
31 of 95
Trump Drained the Swamp
The Daily Show
32 of 95
Lincoln Looks Terrified
33 of 95
Trump’s Inauguration Day
via Twitter
34 of 95
The Trump Tapes
Living Blue in a Red State
35 of 95
Looking Silly
36 of 95
Returning Power to the People?
The Other 98%
37 of 95
How the Animals in Lion King Felt
via Twitter
38 of 95
Not This Again
39 of 95
Presenting A Group Project
40 of 95
Michelle Is done Fake Smiling
41 of 95
Trump’s Twitter Cover Photo
42 of 95
You Can Tell A Lot About A Man
Occupy Democrats
43 of 95
Jesus Take the Wheel
44 of 95
Most Costly Inauguration
45 of 95
Historical First
via Twitter
46 of 95
Inaugural Locusts
47 of 95
Trump Inauguration Livestream
48 of 95
J.K. Rowling on Living in an Alternate Reality
49 of 95
Trump Respects the Truth
Occupy Democrats
50 of 95
That Joyful Feeling
51 of 95
Money Can’t Buy Happiness
via Twitter
52 of 95
Trump Rejected at the Women’s March
53 of 95
Trump’s Education Secretary, Corrected
54 of 95
Men Deciding Future of Reproductive Rights
55 of 95
Comedians on Politics
56 of 95
Cheaper Wall
via Twitter
57 of 95
Michael Moore, Dick Cheney and the Pope
GOPocalypse
58 of 95
Borrowing Money to Pay for a Wall
59 of 95
Don’t Call Me That in Public Yet
via Twitter
60 of 95
Steve Bannon vs. the 1st Amendment
via Occupy Democrats
61 of 95
Setting the Clock Back
Occupy Democrats
62 of 95
Trump Writing Inaugural Address
63 of 95
What’s Taking Impeachment So Long?
Occupy Democrats
64 of 95
Angry at the World
65 of 95
Trump vs. Obama Ratings
66 of 95
History of USA Presidents
via Reddit
67 of 95
Obama’s Cake Appears at Trump Inauguration
68 of 95
Bernie Sanders With a Steel Chair
69 of 95
Trump Inauguration Invitation
Josh Greenberg via Facebook
70 of 95
45th President
71 of 95
Making Deals
72 of 95
Conservatives Want Respect
via Reddit
73 of 95
American Horror Story
74 of 95
Trump’s Inaugural Address
Occupy Democrats
75 of 95
Breaking News
Occupy Democrats
76 of 95
No Longer the Worst
Occupy Democrats
77 of 95
Temp Job
78 of 95
New Boyfriend
79 of 95
Lewis Black on Trump and the Bible
The Daily Show
80 of 95
Nobody For President
Occupy Democrats
81 of 95
What Have You Done?
Occupy Democrats
82 of 95
You’re Making It Worse!
via Reddit
83 of 95
Winter Is Coming
via Twitter
84 of 95
Crowd Sizes
Josh Greenberg via Facebook
85 of 95
Trump Swearing In
Josh Greenberg via Facebook
86 of 95
Miss Me Yet?
Left Action
87 of 95
Importance of Education
Occupy Democrats
88 of 95
Same Level of Respect
Occupy Democrats
89 of 95
Miss Me Yet?
via Reddit
90 of 95
Why So Many Celebrities Died
Daily Kos
91 of 95
Best to Worst
Occupy Democrats
92 of 95
The Age of Dumb
93 of 95
You Got Conned
via Facebook
94 of 95
Dear Rosie O’Donnell
Andy Borowitz via Facebook
95 of 95
Oath of Office
via Twitter
Late-Night Jokes About Donald Trump’s Inauguration
“The White House has admitted that Donald Trump did not write his inauguration speech. The speech was written late last Thursday by a disgruntled postal worker.” –Conan O’Brien
“It’s rumored that Donald Trump’s transition team is paying seat fillers to attend his inauguration. Just a word of advice to the Trump seat-fillers: Make sure you get paid up front, OK? Get the cash.” –Conan O’Brien
“We are just three days away from Donald Trump’s inauguration, and just two days away from all those time travelers coming back to stop him. Or not.” –Stephen Colbert"During his inaugural address President Trump said that the ideology for his administration will be ‘America First.’ Which also happens to be Putin’s ideology. ‘America first, then we go into Ukraine, then Eastern Europe…’" –Seth Meyers"It was announced that the B Street Band — a Bruce Springsteen cover band — that was booked for an inauguration gala has since decided to cancel out of respect for Springsteen’s opposition to Donald Trump. You know it’s bad when even a cover band is like, ‘We don’t want to compromise our artistic integrity like that.’" –James Corden"I saw that Donald Trump himself is selling inauguration sweatshirts for $79. I know it sounds expensive for a sweatshirt, but just imagine how much they would have cost if they were made in America." –Jimmy Fallon
“I read that Trump raised a record $90 million in private donations to pay for his inauguration. Trump said, ‘Just another $10 million and we can cover my appearance fee.’” –Jimmy Fallon
“There will be a ‘20/20’ special on Trump’s inauguration that has forced ABC to push back its premieres of ‘Scandal’ and ‘How to Get Away With Murder.’ Yeah, to make room for the special about Trump called ‘Scandal and How to Get Away With Murder.’” –Jimmy Fallon
01 of 95
Trump vs. Obama Crowd Sizes
Occupy Democrats
02 of 95
Meanwhile at Mt. Rushmore
via Twitter
03 of 95
Melania Giving Michelle Her Speech Back
via Twitter
04 of 95
Trump Unites America Against Trump
The Other 98%
05 of 95
Trump and the Women’s March
06 of 95
Ready to Kick Ass in 2020
The Other 98%
07 of 95
Hillary Clinton Arrives at Trump Inauguration
08 of 95
Kellyanne Conway’s Outfit
Occupy Democrats
09 of 95
George W. Bush Reaction Cam
10 of 95
George W. Bush Hiding in Plastic Bag
11 of 95
George W. Bush Is All of Us
12 of 95
Welcome to the White House
13 of 95
The Only Good Moment
14 of 95
Michelle Obama’s Face
15 of 95
Help
via Occupy Democrats
16 of 95
The Whole World Is Michelle Obama
17 of 95
Meanwhile in Maryland
18 of 95
What A Mandate Looks Like
The Other 98%
19 of 95
To Be Far…
via The Other 98%
20 of 95
Searching For Those Missing People
via Twitter
21 of 95
Sean Spicer: The New ‘Baghdad Bob’
via Twiter
22 of 95
The Alternative Facts Zone
via Occupy Democrats
23 of 95
It’s an Alternative Fact
via Twitter
24 of 95
Trump at Church
25 of 95
Who Wore It Better?
26 of 95
Kellyanne Conway and the Patriots
27 of 95
I Know Girl
28 of 95
Bending Toward Justice
29 of 95
Tri-Wizard Tournmanet
30 of 95
Most Boring VP Ever
31 of 95
Trump Drained the Swamp
The Daily Show
32 of 95
Lincoln Looks Terrified
33 of 95
Trump’s Inauguration Day
via Twitter
34 of 95
The Trump Tapes
Living Blue in a Red State
35 of 95
Looking Silly
36 of 95
Returning Power to the People?
The Other 98%
37 of 95
How the Animals in Lion King Felt
via Twitter
38 of 95
Not This Again
39 of 95
Presenting A Group Project
40 of 95
Michelle Is done Fake Smiling
41 of 95
Trump’s Twitter Cover Photo
42 of 95
You Can Tell A Lot About A Man
Occupy Democrats
43 of 95
Jesus Take the Wheel
44 of 95
Most Costly Inauguration
45 of 95
Historical First
via Twitter
46 of 95
Inaugural Locusts
47 of 95
Trump Inauguration Livestream
48 of 95
J.K. Rowling on Living in an Alternate Reality
49 of 95
Trump Respects the Truth
Occupy Democrats
50 of 95
That Joyful Feeling
51 of 95
Money Can’t Buy Happiness
via Twitter
52 of 95
Trump Rejected at the Women’s March
53 of 95
Trump’s Education Secretary, Corrected
54 of 95
Men Deciding Future of Reproductive Rights
55 of 95
Comedians on Politics
56 of 95
Cheaper Wall
via Twitter
57 of 95
Michael Moore, Dick Cheney and the Pope
GOPocalypse
58 of 95
Borrowing Money to Pay for a Wall
59 of 95
Don’t Call Me That in Public Yet
via Twitter
60 of 95
Steve Bannon vs. the 1st Amendment
via Occupy Democrats
61 of 95
Setting the Clock Back
Occupy Democrats
62 of 95
Trump Writing Inaugural Address
63 of 95
What’s Taking Impeachment So Long?
Occupy Democrats
64 of 95
Angry at the World
65 of 95
Trump vs. Obama Ratings
66 of 95
History of USA Presidents
via Reddit
67 of 95
Obama’s Cake Appears at Trump Inauguration
68 of 95
Bernie Sanders With a Steel Chair
69 of 95
Trump Inauguration Invitation
Josh Greenberg via Facebook
70 of 95
45th President
71 of 95
Making Deals
72 of 95
Conservatives Want Respect
via Reddit
73 of 95
American Horror Story
74 of 95
Trump’s Inaugural Address
Occupy Democrats
75 of 95
Breaking News
Occupy Democrats
76 of 95
No Longer the Worst
Occupy Democrats
77 of 95
Temp Job
78 of 95
New Boyfriend
79 of 95
Lewis Black on Trump and the Bible
The Daily Show
80 of 95
Nobody For President
Occupy Democrats
81 of 95
What Have You Done?
Occupy Democrats
82 of 95
You’re Making It Worse!
via Reddit
83 of 95
Winter Is Coming
via Twitter
84 of 95
Crowd Sizes
Josh Greenberg via Facebook
85 of 95
Trump Swearing In
Josh Greenberg via Facebook
86 of 95
Miss Me Yet?
Left Action
87 of 95
Importance of Education
Occupy Democrats
88 of 95
Same Level of Respect
Occupy Democrats
89 of 95
Miss Me Yet?
via Reddit
90 of 95
Why So Many Celebrities Died
Daily Kos
91 of 95
Best to Worst
Occupy Democrats
92 of 95
The Age of Dumb
93 of 95
You Got Conned
via Facebook
94 of 95
Dear Rosie O’Donnell
Andy Borowitz via Facebook
95 of 95
Oath of Office
via Twitter
Late-Night Jokes About Donald Trump’s Inauguration
“The White House has admitted that Donald Trump did not write his inauguration speech. The speech was written late last Thursday by a disgruntled postal worker.” –Conan O’Brien
“It’s rumored that Donald Trump’s transition team is paying seat fillers to attend his inauguration. Just a word of advice to the Trump seat-fillers: Make sure you get paid up front, OK? Get the cash.” –Conan O’Brien
“We are just three days away from Donald Trump’s inauguration, and just two days away from all those time travelers coming back to stop him. Or not.” –Stephen Colbert"During his inaugural address President Trump said that the ideology for his administration will be ‘America First.’ Which also happens to be Putin’s ideology. ‘America first, then we go into Ukraine, then Eastern Europe…’" –Seth Meyers"It was announced that the B Street Band — a Bruce Springsteen cover band — that was booked for an inauguration gala has since decided to cancel out of respect for Springsteen’s opposition to Donald Trump. You know it’s bad when even a cover band is like, ‘We don’t want to compromise our artistic integrity like that.’" –James Corden"I saw that Donald Trump himself is selling inauguration sweatshirts for $79. I know it sounds expensive for a sweatshirt, but just imagine how much they would have cost if they were made in America." –Jimmy Fallon
“I read that Trump raised a record $90 million in private donations to pay for his inauguration. Trump said, ‘Just another $10 million and we can cover my appearance fee.’” –Jimmy Fallon
“There will be a ‘20/20’ special on Trump’s inauguration that has forced ABC to push back its premieres of ‘Scandal’ and ‘How to Get Away With Murder.’ Yeah, to make room for the special about Trump called ‘Scandal and How to Get Away With Murder.’” –Jimmy Fallon
01 of 95
Trump vs. Obama Crowd Sizes
Occupy Democrats
02 of 95
Meanwhile at Mt. Rushmore
via Twitter
03 of 95
Melania Giving Michelle Her Speech Back
via Twitter
04 of 95
Trump Unites America Against Trump
The Other 98%
05 of 95
Trump and the Women’s March
06 of 95
Ready to Kick Ass in 2020
The Other 98%
07 of 95
Hillary Clinton Arrives at Trump Inauguration
08 of 95
Kellyanne Conway’s Outfit
Occupy Democrats
09 of 95
George W. Bush Reaction Cam
10 of 95
George W. Bush Hiding in Plastic Bag
11 of 95
George W. Bush Is All of Us
12 of 95
Welcome to the White House
13 of 95
The Only Good Moment
14 of 95
Michelle Obama’s Face
15 of 95
Help
via Occupy Democrats
16 of 95
The Whole World Is Michelle Obama
17 of 95
Meanwhile in Maryland
18 of 95
What A Mandate Looks Like
The Other 98%
19 of 95
To Be Far…
via The Other 98%
20 of 95
Searching For Those Missing People
via Twitter
21 of 95
Sean Spicer: The New ‘Baghdad Bob’
via Twiter
22 of 95
The Alternative Facts Zone
via Occupy Democrats
23 of 95
It’s an Alternative Fact
via Twitter
24 of 95
Trump at Church
25 of 95
Who Wore It Better?
26 of 95
Kellyanne Conway and the Patriots
27 of 95
I Know Girl
28 of 95
Bending Toward Justice
29 of 95
Tri-Wizard Tournmanet
30 of 95
Most Boring VP Ever
31 of 95
Trump Drained the Swamp
The Daily Show
32 of 95
Lincoln Looks Terrified
33 of 95
Trump’s Inauguration Day
via Twitter
34 of 95
The Trump Tapes
Living Blue in a Red State
35 of 95
Looking Silly
36 of 95
Returning Power to the People?
The Other 98%
37 of 95
How the Animals in Lion King Felt
via Twitter
38 of 95
Not This Again
39 of 95
Presenting A Group Project
40 of 95
Michelle Is done Fake Smiling
41 of 95
Trump’s Twitter Cover Photo
42 of 95
You Can Tell A Lot About A Man
Occupy Democrats
43 of 95
Jesus Take the Wheel
44 of 95
Most Costly Inauguration
45 of 95
Historical First
via Twitter
46 of 95
Inaugural Locusts
47 of 95
Trump Inauguration Livestream
48 of 95
J.K. Rowling on Living in an Alternate Reality
49 of 95
Trump Respects the Truth
Occupy Democrats
50 of 95
That Joyful Feeling
51 of 95
Money Can’t Buy Happiness
via Twitter
52 of 95
Trump Rejected at the Women’s March
53 of 95
Trump’s Education Secretary, Corrected
54 of 95
Men Deciding Future of Reproductive Rights
55 of 95
Comedians on Politics
56 of 95
Cheaper Wall
via Twitter
57 of 95
Michael Moore, Dick Cheney and the Pope
GOPocalypse
58 of 95
Borrowing Money to Pay for a Wall
59 of 95
Don’t Call Me That in Public Yet
via Twitter
60 of 95
Steve Bannon vs. the 1st Amendment
via Occupy Democrats
61 of 95
Setting the Clock Back
Occupy Democrats
62 of 95
Trump Writing Inaugural Address
63 of 95
What’s Taking Impeachment So Long?
Occupy Democrats
64 of 95
Angry at the World
65 of 95
Trump vs. Obama Ratings
66 of 95
History of USA Presidents
via Reddit
67 of 95
Obama’s Cake Appears at Trump Inauguration
68 of 95
Bernie Sanders With a Steel Chair
69 of 95
Trump Inauguration Invitation
Josh Greenberg via Facebook
70 of 95
45th President
71 of 95
Making Deals
72 of 95
Conservatives Want Respect
via Reddit
73 of 95
American Horror Story
74 of 95
Trump’s Inaugural Address
Occupy Democrats
75 of 95
Breaking News
Occupy Democrats
76 of 95
No Longer the Worst
Occupy Democrats
77 of 95
Temp Job
78 of 95
New Boyfriend
79 of 95
Lewis Black on Trump and the Bible
The Daily Show
80 of 95
Nobody For President
Occupy Democrats
81 of 95
What Have You Done?
Occupy Democrats
82 of 95
You’re Making It Worse!
via Reddit
83 of 95
Winter Is Coming
via Twitter
84 of 95
Crowd Sizes
Josh Greenberg via Facebook
85 of 95
Trump Swearing In
Josh Greenberg via Facebook
86 of 95
Miss Me Yet?
Left Action
87 of 95
Importance of Education
Occupy Democrats
88 of 95
Same Level of Respect
Occupy Democrats
89 of 95
Miss Me Yet?
via Reddit
90 of 95
Why So Many Celebrities Died
Daily Kos
91 of 95
Best to Worst
Occupy Democrats
92 of 95
The Age of Dumb
93 of 95
You Got Conned
via Facebook
94 of 95
Dear Rosie O’Donnell
Andy Borowitz via Facebook
95 of 95
Oath of Office
via Twitter
Late-Night Jokes About Donald Trump’s Inauguration
“The White House has admitted that Donald Trump did not write his inauguration speech. The speech was written late last Thursday by a disgruntled postal worker.” –Conan O’Brien
“It’s rumored that Donald Trump’s transition team is paying seat fillers to attend his inauguration. Just a word of advice to the Trump seat-fillers: Make sure you get paid up front, OK? Get the cash.” –Conan O’Brien
“We are just three days away from Donald Trump’s inauguration, and just two days away from all those time travelers coming back to stop him. Or not.” –Stephen Colbert"During his inaugural address President Trump said that the ideology for his administration will be ‘America First.’ Which also happens to be Putin’s ideology. ‘America first, then we go into Ukraine, then Eastern Europe…’" –Seth Meyers"It was announced that the B Street Band — a Bruce Springsteen cover band — that was booked for an inauguration gala has since decided to cancel out of respect for Springsteen’s opposition to Donald Trump. You know it’s bad when even a cover band is like, ‘We don’t want to compromise our artistic integrity like that.’" –James Corden"I saw that Donald Trump himself is selling inauguration sweatshirts for $79. I know it sounds expensive for a sweatshirt, but just imagine how much they would have cost if they were made in America." –Jimmy Fallon
“I read that Trump raised a record $90 million in private donations to pay for his inauguration. Trump said, ‘Just another $10 million and we can cover my appearance fee.’” –Jimmy Fallon
“There will be a ‘20/20’ special on Trump’s inauguration that has forced ABC to push back its premieres of ‘Scandal’ and ‘How to Get Away With Murder.’ Yeah, to make room for the special about Trump called ‘Scandal and How to Get Away With Murder.’” –Jimmy Fallon
01 of 95
Trump vs. Obama Crowd Sizes
Occupy Democrats
02 of 95
Meanwhile at Mt. Rushmore
via Twitter
03 of 95
Melania Giving Michelle Her Speech Back
via Twitter
04 of 95
Trump Unites America Against Trump
The Other 98%
05 of 95
Trump and the Women’s March
06 of 95
Ready to Kick Ass in 2020
The Other 98%
07 of 95
Hillary Clinton Arrives at Trump Inauguration
08 of 95
Kellyanne Conway’s Outfit
Occupy Democrats
09 of 95
George W. Bush Reaction Cam
10 of 95
George W. Bush Hiding in Plastic Bag
11 of 95
George W. Bush Is All of Us
12 of 95
Welcome to the White House
13 of 95
The Only Good Moment
14 of 95
Michelle Obama’s Face
15 of 95
Help
via Occupy Democrats
16 of 95
The Whole World Is Michelle Obama
17 of 95
Meanwhile in Maryland
18 of 95
What A Mandate Looks Like
The Other 98%
19 of 95
To Be Far…
via The Other 98%
20 of 95
Searching For Those Missing People
via Twitter
21 of 95
Sean Spicer: The New ‘Baghdad Bob’
via Twiter
22 of 95
The Alternative Facts Zone
via Occupy Democrats
23 of 95
It’s an Alternative Fact
via Twitter
24 of 95
Trump at Church
25 of 95
Who Wore It Better?
26 of 95
Kellyanne Conway and the Patriots
27 of 95
I Know Girl
28 of 95
Bending Toward Justice
29 of 95
Tri-Wizard Tournmanet
30 of 95
Most Boring VP Ever
31 of 95
Trump Drained the Swamp
The Daily Show
32 of 95
Lincoln Looks Terrified
33 of 95
Trump’s Inauguration Day
via Twitter
34 of 95
The Trump Tapes
Living Blue in a Red State
35 of 95
Looking Silly
36 of 95
Returning Power to the People?
The Other 98%
37 of 95
How the Animals in Lion King Felt
via Twitter
38 of 95
Not This Again
39 of 95
Presenting A Group Project
40 of 95
Michelle Is done Fake Smiling
41 of 95
Trump’s Twitter Cover Photo
42 of 95
You Can Tell A Lot About A Man
Occupy Democrats
43 of 95
Jesus Take the Wheel
44 of 95
Most Costly Inauguration
45 of 95
Historical First
via Twitter
46 of 95
Inaugural Locusts
47 of 95
Trump Inauguration Livestream
48 of 95
J.K. Rowling on Living in an Alternate Reality
49 of 95
Trump Respects the Truth
Occupy Democrats
50 of 95
That Joyful Feeling
51 of 95
Money Can’t Buy Happiness
via Twitter
52 of 95
Trump Rejected at the Women’s March
53 of 95
Trump’s Education Secretary, Corrected
54 of 95
Men Deciding Future of Reproductive Rights
55 of 95
Comedians on Politics
56 of 95
Cheaper Wall
via Twitter
57 of 95
Michael Moore, Dick Cheney and the Pope
GOPocalypse
58 of 95
Borrowing Money to Pay for a Wall
59 of 95
Don’t Call Me That in Public Yet
via Twitter
60 of 95
Steve Bannon vs. the 1st Amendment
via Occupy Democrats
61 of 95
Setting the Clock Back
Occupy Democrats
62 of 95
Trump Writing Inaugural Address
63 of 95
What’s Taking Impeachment So Long?
Occupy Democrats
64 of 95
Angry at the World
65 of 95
Trump vs. Obama Ratings
66 of 95
History of USA Presidents
via Reddit
67 of 95
Obama’s Cake Appears at Trump Inauguration
68 of 95
Bernie Sanders With a Steel Chair
69 of 95
Trump Inauguration Invitation
Josh Greenberg via Facebook
70 of 95
45th President
71 of 95
Making Deals
72 of 95
Conservatives Want Respect
via Reddit
73 of 95
American Horror Story
74 of 95
Trump’s Inaugural Address
Occupy Democrats
75 of 95
Breaking News
Occupy Democrats
76 of 95
No Longer the Worst
Occupy Democrats
77 of 95
Temp Job
78 of 95
New Boyfriend
79 of 95
Lewis Black on Trump and the Bible
The Daily Show
80 of 95
Nobody For President
Occupy Democrats
81 of 95
What Have You Done?
Occupy Democrats
82 of 95
You’re Making It Worse!
via Reddit
83 of 95
Winter Is Coming
via Twitter
84 of 95
Crowd Sizes
Josh Greenberg via Facebook
85 of 95
Trump Swearing In
Josh Greenberg via Facebook
86 of 95
Miss Me Yet?
Left Action
87 of 95
Importance of Education
Occupy Democrats
88 of 95
Same Level of Respect
Occupy Democrats
89 of 95
Miss Me Yet?
via Reddit
90 of 95
Why So Many Celebrities Died
Daily Kos
91 of 95
Best to Worst
Occupy Democrats
92 of 95
The Age of Dumb
93 of 95
You Got Conned
via Facebook
94 of 95
Dear Rosie O’Donnell
Andy Borowitz via Facebook
95 of 95
Oath of Office
via Twitter
Late-Night Jokes About Donald Trump’s Inauguration
“The White House has admitted that Donald Trump did not write his inauguration speech. The speech was written late last Thursday by a disgruntled postal worker.” –Conan O’Brien
“It’s rumored that Donald Trump’s transition team is paying seat fillers to attend his inauguration. Just a word of advice to the Trump seat-fillers: Make sure you get paid up front, OK? Get the cash.” –Conan O’Brien
“We are just three days away from Donald Trump’s inauguration, and just two days away from all those time travelers coming back to stop him. Or not.” –Stephen Colbert"During his inaugural address President Trump said that the ideology for his administration will be ‘America First.’ Which also happens to be Putin’s ideology. ‘America first, then we go into Ukraine, then Eastern Europe…’" –Seth Meyers"It was announced that the B Street Band — a Bruce Springsteen cover band — that was booked for an inauguration gala has since decided to cancel out of respect for Springsteen’s opposition to Donald Trump. You know it’s bad when even a cover band is like, ‘We don’t want to compromise our artistic integrity like that.’" –James Corden"I saw that Donald Trump himself is selling inauguration sweatshirts for $79. I know it sounds expensive for a sweatshirt, but just imagine how much they would have cost if they were made in America." –Jimmy Fallon
“I read that Trump raised a record $90 million in private donations to pay for his inauguration. Trump said, ‘Just another $10 million and we can cover my appearance fee.’” –Jimmy Fallon
“There will be a ‘20/20’ special on Trump’s inauguration that has forced ABC to push back its premieres of ‘Scandal’ and ‘How to Get Away With Murder.’ Yeah, to make room for the special about Trump called ‘Scandal and How to Get Away With Murder.’” –Jimmy Fallon
01 of 95
Trump vs. Obama Crowd Sizes
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02 of 95
Meanwhile at Mt. Rushmore
02 of 95
02
03 of 95
Melania Giving Michelle Her Speech Back
03 of 95
03
04 of 95
Trump Unites America Against Trump
04 of 95
04
05 of 95
Trump and the Women’s March
05 of 95
05
06 of 95
Ready to Kick Ass in 2020
06 of 95
06
07 of 95
Hillary Clinton Arrives at Trump Inauguration
07 of 95
07
08 of 95
Kellyanne Conway’s Outfit
08 of 95
08
09 of 95
George W. Bush Reaction Cam
09 of 95
09
10 of 95
George W. Bush Hiding in Plastic Bag
10 of 95
10
11 of 95
George W. Bush Is All of Us
11 of 95
11
12 of 95
Welcome to the White House
12 of 95
12
13 of 95
The Only Good Moment
13 of 95
13
14 of 95
Michelle Obama’s Face
14 of 95
14
15 of 95
Help
15 of 95
15
16 of 95
The Whole World Is Michelle Obama
16 of 95
16
17 of 95
Meanwhile in Maryland
17 of 95
17
18 of 95
What A Mandate Looks Like
18 of 95
18
19 of 95
To Be Far…
19 of 95
19
20 of 95
Searching For Those Missing People
20 of 95
20
21 of 95
Sean Spicer: The New ‘Baghdad Bob’
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Late-Night Jokes About Donald Trump’s Inauguration
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“The White House has admitted that Donald Trump did not write his inauguration speech. The speech was written late last Thursday by a disgruntled postal worker.” –Conan O’Brien
“It’s rumored that Donald Trump’s transition team is paying seat fillers to attend his inauguration. Just a word of advice to the Trump seat-fillers: Make sure you get paid up front, OK? Get the cash.” –Conan O’Brien
“We are just three days away from Donald Trump’s inauguration, and just two days away from all those time travelers coming back to stop him. Or not.” –Stephen Colbert"During his inaugural address President Trump said that the ideology for his administration will be ‘America First.’ Which also happens to be Putin’s ideology. ‘America first, then we go into Ukraine, then Eastern Europe…’" –Seth Meyers"It was announced that the B Street Band — a Bruce Springsteen cover band — that was booked for an inauguration gala has since decided to cancel out of respect for Springsteen’s opposition to Donald Trump. You know it’s bad when even a cover band is like, ‘We don’t want to compromise our artistic integrity like that.’" –James Corden"I saw that Donald Trump himself is selling inauguration sweatshirts for $79. I know it sounds expensive for a sweatshirt, but just imagine how much they would have cost if they were made in America." –Jimmy Fallon
“I read that Trump raised a record $90 million in private donations to pay for his inauguration. Trump said, ‘Just another $10 million and we can cover my appearance fee.’” –Jimmy Fallon
“There will be a ‘20/20’ special on Trump’s inauguration that has forced ABC to push back its premieres of ‘Scandal’ and ‘How to Get Away With Murder.’ Yeah, to make room for the special about Trump called ‘Scandal and How to Get Away With Murder.’” –Jimmy Fallon