01 of 06
Trump Loves the Poorly Educated
via Twitter
02 of 06
Steve Bannon vs. the First Amendment
via Occupy Democrats
03 of 06
Kellyanne Conway Talking
Occupy Democrats
04 of 06
Betsy Devos Swearing-In
Andy Borowitz
05 of 06
Rosie O’Donnell Playing Steve Bannon
via Twitter
06 of 06
Trump vs. Nordstrom
Jokes About the Trump White House"Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway were the presenters that announced the wrong film. Basically they were the Sean Spicers of the Oscars." –James Corden"The Conservative Political Action Conference kicked off today. This is a huge convention that Republicans attend, and this year they’ll have guest speakers like Kellyanne Conway and Donald Trump. It’s basically two days of speeches followed by 19 days of fact checking." –James Corden
“During the convention today, Kellyanne Conway shot back at her critics, saying it turns it out there are a lot of women who just have a problem with women in power — says the lady who lied for a year to make sure a woman didn’t become president.” –James Corden
“White House press secretary Sean Spicer yesterday denied that the administration’s order revoking LGBT protections sparked a disagreement between Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Education Secretary Betsy DeVos. Spicer also denied that he got his job after putting a quarter in a machine and whispering, ‘I wish I were big.’” –Seth Meyers
“According to the administration this wasn’t about persecuting any group; it was strictly a legal concern [clip of Sean Spicer]: “The president has maintained for a long time that this is a states’ rights issue.” Oh, grow a pair! Is there a more cowardly phrase than “this is a states’ rights issue?” “Honey, do you like my new haircut?” “Uh, I’m gonna leave that decision up to the states.’” –Stephen Colbert
“This was controversial, even within the administration. Education Secretary Betsy DeVos initially resisted signing off on it because of the potential harm that rescinding the protections could cause transgender students. But Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who has opposed expanding transgender rights, pushed DeVos to relent. ‘Aw, come on, Betsy, they won’t let me discriminate against Black people. Just give me this one.’” –Stephen Colbert"White House press secretary Sean Spicer said today that President Trump will not be watching the Academy Awards this Sunday. But I bet Spicer will, since he’s nominated for most animated short." –Seth Meyers
“Vice President Mike Pence today toured a factory in St. Louis. Pence was like, ‘It’s so great to be back here in the place where I was built.’” –Seth Meyers
“President Trump took office one month ago today. Wow, it’s hard to believe the past few years have only been a month!” –Seth Meyers"At a rally this weekend, President Trump compared himself to Abraham Lincoln, who he claimed, “fought with the media and called them out.” Yup, that’s who Abraham Lincoln was most famous for warring with. The media." –Seth Meyers
“Earlier today, President Trump held a press conference where he insulted the media, criticized Hillary Clinton, and talked about a hypothetical nuclear holocaust. Even Sean Spicer was like, “You should not be talking to reporters.’” –Jimmy Fallon
“Earlier today, President Trump held a press conference where he insulted the media, criticized Hillary Clinton, and talked about a hypothetical nuclear holocaust. Even Sean Spicer was like, ‘You should not be talking to reporters.’” –Jimmy Fallon
“Trump also discussed the recent bombshell about his staff communicating with Russia, and he said that he hasn’t made a phone call to Russia in years. You could tell Trump was lying because his tie grew another three inches.” –Jimmy Fallon
“President Trump got his first approval rating numbers and they aren’t good. His approval rating stands at 45 percent, which is the lowest in history for a new president. Or as his press secretary Sean Spicer put it today, ‘The highest in history for a new president.’” –Jimmy Kimmel"There are reports that Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway actually punched a guy while trying to break up a fight at Trump’s inaugural ball. Though she says it wasn’t a punch, it was an ‘alternative high-five.’" –Jimmy Fallon
“A Fox News host claims he saw Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway get into a fistfight at one of the inaugural balls. However, today it was explained to him that ’that’s just how Irish people dance.’” –Conan O’Brien
01 of 06
Trump Loves the Poorly Educated
via Twitter
02 of 06
Steve Bannon vs. the First Amendment
via Occupy Democrats
03 of 06
Kellyanne Conway Talking
Occupy Democrats
04 of 06
Betsy Devos Swearing-In
Andy Borowitz
05 of 06
Rosie O’Donnell Playing Steve Bannon
via Twitter
06 of 06
Trump vs. Nordstrom
Jokes About the Trump White House"Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway were the presenters that announced the wrong film. Basically they were the Sean Spicers of the Oscars." –James Corden"The Conservative Political Action Conference kicked off today. This is a huge convention that Republicans attend, and this year they’ll have guest speakers like Kellyanne Conway and Donald Trump. It’s basically two days of speeches followed by 19 days of fact checking." –James Corden
“During the convention today, Kellyanne Conway shot back at her critics, saying it turns it out there are a lot of women who just have a problem with women in power — says the lady who lied for a year to make sure a woman didn’t become president.” –James Corden
“White House press secretary Sean Spicer yesterday denied that the administration’s order revoking LGBT protections sparked a disagreement between Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Education Secretary Betsy DeVos. Spicer also denied that he got his job after putting a quarter in a machine and whispering, ‘I wish I were big.’” –Seth Meyers
“According to the administration this wasn’t about persecuting any group; it was strictly a legal concern [clip of Sean Spicer]: “The president has maintained for a long time that this is a states’ rights issue.” Oh, grow a pair! Is there a more cowardly phrase than “this is a states’ rights issue?” “Honey, do you like my new haircut?” “Uh, I’m gonna leave that decision up to the states.’” –Stephen Colbert
“This was controversial, even within the administration. Education Secretary Betsy DeVos initially resisted signing off on it because of the potential harm that rescinding the protections could cause transgender students. But Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who has opposed expanding transgender rights, pushed DeVos to relent. ‘Aw, come on, Betsy, they won’t let me discriminate against Black people. Just give me this one.’” –Stephen Colbert"White House press secretary Sean Spicer said today that President Trump will not be watching the Academy Awards this Sunday. But I bet Spicer will, since he’s nominated for most animated short." –Seth Meyers
“Vice President Mike Pence today toured a factory in St. Louis. Pence was like, ‘It’s so great to be back here in the place where I was built.’” –Seth Meyers
“President Trump took office one month ago today. Wow, it’s hard to believe the past few years have only been a month!” –Seth Meyers"At a rally this weekend, President Trump compared himself to Abraham Lincoln, who he claimed, “fought with the media and called them out.” Yup, that’s who Abraham Lincoln was most famous for warring with. The media." –Seth Meyers
“Earlier today, President Trump held a press conference where he insulted the media, criticized Hillary Clinton, and talked about a hypothetical nuclear holocaust. Even Sean Spicer was like, “You should not be talking to reporters.’” –Jimmy Fallon
“Earlier today, President Trump held a press conference where he insulted the media, criticized Hillary Clinton, and talked about a hypothetical nuclear holocaust. Even Sean Spicer was like, ‘You should not be talking to reporters.’” –Jimmy Fallon
“Trump also discussed the recent bombshell about his staff communicating with Russia, and he said that he hasn’t made a phone call to Russia in years. You could tell Trump was lying because his tie grew another three inches.” –Jimmy Fallon
“President Trump got his first approval rating numbers and they aren’t good. His approval rating stands at 45 percent, which is the lowest in history for a new president. Or as his press secretary Sean Spicer put it today, ‘The highest in history for a new president.’” –Jimmy Kimmel"There are reports that Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway actually punched a guy while trying to break up a fight at Trump’s inaugural ball. Though she says it wasn’t a punch, it was an ‘alternative high-five.’" –Jimmy Fallon
“A Fox News host claims he saw Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway get into a fistfight at one of the inaugural balls. However, today it was explained to him that ’that’s just how Irish people dance.’” –Conan O’Brien
01 of 06
Trump Loves the Poorly Educated
via Twitter
02 of 06
Steve Bannon vs. the First Amendment
via Occupy Democrats
03 of 06
Kellyanne Conway Talking
Occupy Democrats
04 of 06
Betsy Devos Swearing-In
Andy Borowitz
05 of 06
Rosie O’Donnell Playing Steve Bannon
via Twitter
06 of 06
Trump vs. Nordstrom
Jokes About the Trump White House"Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway were the presenters that announced the wrong film. Basically they were the Sean Spicers of the Oscars." –James Corden"The Conservative Political Action Conference kicked off today. This is a huge convention that Republicans attend, and this year they’ll have guest speakers like Kellyanne Conway and Donald Trump. It’s basically two days of speeches followed by 19 days of fact checking." –James Corden
“During the convention today, Kellyanne Conway shot back at her critics, saying it turns it out there are a lot of women who just have a problem with women in power — says the lady who lied for a year to make sure a woman didn’t become president.” –James Corden
“White House press secretary Sean Spicer yesterday denied that the administration’s order revoking LGBT protections sparked a disagreement between Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Education Secretary Betsy DeVos. Spicer also denied that he got his job after putting a quarter in a machine and whispering, ‘I wish I were big.’” –Seth Meyers
“According to the administration this wasn’t about persecuting any group; it was strictly a legal concern [clip of Sean Spicer]: “The president has maintained for a long time that this is a states’ rights issue.” Oh, grow a pair! Is there a more cowardly phrase than “this is a states’ rights issue?” “Honey, do you like my new haircut?” “Uh, I’m gonna leave that decision up to the states.’” –Stephen Colbert
“This was controversial, even within the administration. Education Secretary Betsy DeVos initially resisted signing off on it because of the potential harm that rescinding the protections could cause transgender students. But Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who has opposed expanding transgender rights, pushed DeVos to relent. ‘Aw, come on, Betsy, they won’t let me discriminate against Black people. Just give me this one.’” –Stephen Colbert"White House press secretary Sean Spicer said today that President Trump will not be watching the Academy Awards this Sunday. But I bet Spicer will, since he’s nominated for most animated short." –Seth Meyers
“Vice President Mike Pence today toured a factory in St. Louis. Pence was like, ‘It’s so great to be back here in the place where I was built.’” –Seth Meyers
“President Trump took office one month ago today. Wow, it’s hard to believe the past few years have only been a month!” –Seth Meyers"At a rally this weekend, President Trump compared himself to Abraham Lincoln, who he claimed, “fought with the media and called them out.” Yup, that’s who Abraham Lincoln was most famous for warring with. The media." –Seth Meyers
“Earlier today, President Trump held a press conference where he insulted the media, criticized Hillary Clinton, and talked about a hypothetical nuclear holocaust. Even Sean Spicer was like, “You should not be talking to reporters.’” –Jimmy Fallon
“Earlier today, President Trump held a press conference where he insulted the media, criticized Hillary Clinton, and talked about a hypothetical nuclear holocaust. Even Sean Spicer was like, ‘You should not be talking to reporters.’” –Jimmy Fallon
“Trump also discussed the recent bombshell about his staff communicating with Russia, and he said that he hasn’t made a phone call to Russia in years. You could tell Trump was lying because his tie grew another three inches.” –Jimmy Fallon
“President Trump got his first approval rating numbers and they aren’t good. His approval rating stands at 45 percent, which is the lowest in history for a new president. Or as his press secretary Sean Spicer put it today, ‘The highest in history for a new president.’” –Jimmy Kimmel"There are reports that Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway actually punched a guy while trying to break up a fight at Trump’s inaugural ball. Though she says it wasn’t a punch, it was an ‘alternative high-five.’" –Jimmy Fallon
“A Fox News host claims he saw Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway get into a fistfight at one of the inaugural balls. However, today it was explained to him that ’that’s just how Irish people dance.’” –Conan O’Brien
01 of 06
Trump Loves the Poorly Educated
via Twitter
02 of 06
Steve Bannon vs. the First Amendment
via Occupy Democrats
03 of 06
Kellyanne Conway Talking
Occupy Democrats
04 of 06
Betsy Devos Swearing-In
Andy Borowitz
05 of 06
Rosie O’Donnell Playing Steve Bannon
via Twitter
06 of 06
Trump vs. Nordstrom
Jokes About the Trump White House"Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway were the presenters that announced the wrong film. Basically they were the Sean Spicers of the Oscars." –James Corden"The Conservative Political Action Conference kicked off today. This is a huge convention that Republicans attend, and this year they’ll have guest speakers like Kellyanne Conway and Donald Trump. It’s basically two days of speeches followed by 19 days of fact checking." –James Corden
“During the convention today, Kellyanne Conway shot back at her critics, saying it turns it out there are a lot of women who just have a problem with women in power — says the lady who lied for a year to make sure a woman didn’t become president.” –James Corden
“White House press secretary Sean Spicer yesterday denied that the administration’s order revoking LGBT protections sparked a disagreement between Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Education Secretary Betsy DeVos. Spicer also denied that he got his job after putting a quarter in a machine and whispering, ‘I wish I were big.’” –Seth Meyers
“According to the administration this wasn’t about persecuting any group; it was strictly a legal concern [clip of Sean Spicer]: “The president has maintained for a long time that this is a states’ rights issue.” Oh, grow a pair! Is there a more cowardly phrase than “this is a states’ rights issue?” “Honey, do you like my new haircut?” “Uh, I’m gonna leave that decision up to the states.’” –Stephen Colbert
“This was controversial, even within the administration. Education Secretary Betsy DeVos initially resisted signing off on it because of the potential harm that rescinding the protections could cause transgender students. But Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who has opposed expanding transgender rights, pushed DeVos to relent. ‘Aw, come on, Betsy, they won’t let me discriminate against Black people. Just give me this one.’” –Stephen Colbert"White House press secretary Sean Spicer said today that President Trump will not be watching the Academy Awards this Sunday. But I bet Spicer will, since he’s nominated for most animated short." –Seth Meyers
“Vice President Mike Pence today toured a factory in St. Louis. Pence was like, ‘It’s so great to be back here in the place where I was built.’” –Seth Meyers
“President Trump took office one month ago today. Wow, it’s hard to believe the past few years have only been a month!” –Seth Meyers"At a rally this weekend, President Trump compared himself to Abraham Lincoln, who he claimed, “fought with the media and called them out.” Yup, that’s who Abraham Lincoln was most famous for warring with. The media." –Seth Meyers
“Earlier today, President Trump held a press conference where he insulted the media, criticized Hillary Clinton, and talked about a hypothetical nuclear holocaust. Even Sean Spicer was like, “You should not be talking to reporters.’” –Jimmy Fallon
“Earlier today, President Trump held a press conference where he insulted the media, criticized Hillary Clinton, and talked about a hypothetical nuclear holocaust. Even Sean Spicer was like, ‘You should not be talking to reporters.’” –Jimmy Fallon
“Trump also discussed the recent bombshell about his staff communicating with Russia, and he said that he hasn’t made a phone call to Russia in years. You could tell Trump was lying because his tie grew another three inches.” –Jimmy Fallon
“President Trump got his first approval rating numbers and they aren’t good. His approval rating stands at 45 percent, which is the lowest in history for a new president. Or as his press secretary Sean Spicer put it today, ‘The highest in history for a new president.’” –Jimmy Kimmel"There are reports that Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway actually punched a guy while trying to break up a fight at Trump’s inaugural ball. Though she says it wasn’t a punch, it was an ‘alternative high-five.’" –Jimmy Fallon
“A Fox News host claims he saw Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway get into a fistfight at one of the inaugural balls. However, today it was explained to him that ’that’s just how Irish people dance.’” –Conan O’Brien
01 of 06
Trump Loves the Poorly Educated
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02 of 06
Steve Bannon vs. the First Amendment
02 of 06
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03 of 06
Kellyanne Conway Talking
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04 of 06
Betsy Devos Swearing-In
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05 of 06
Rosie O’Donnell Playing Steve Bannon
05 of 06
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06 of 06
Trump vs. Nordstrom
Jokes About the Trump White House"Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway were the presenters that announced the wrong film. Basically they were the Sean Spicers of the Oscars." –James Corden"The Conservative Political Action Conference kicked off today. This is a huge convention that Republicans attend, and this year they’ll have guest speakers like Kellyanne Conway and Donald Trump. It’s basically two days of speeches followed by 19 days of fact checking." –James Corden
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“During the convention today, Kellyanne Conway shot back at her critics, saying it turns it out there are a lot of women who just have a problem with women in power — says the lady who lied for a year to make sure a woman didn’t become president.” –James Corden
“White House press secretary Sean Spicer yesterday denied that the administration’s order revoking LGBT protections sparked a disagreement between Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Education Secretary Betsy DeVos. Spicer also denied that he got his job after putting a quarter in a machine and whispering, ‘I wish I were big.’” –Seth Meyers
“According to the administration this wasn’t about persecuting any group; it was strictly a legal concern [clip of Sean Spicer]: “The president has maintained for a long time that this is a states’ rights issue.” Oh, grow a pair! Is there a more cowardly phrase than “this is a states’ rights issue?” “Honey, do you like my new haircut?” “Uh, I’m gonna leave that decision up to the states.’” –Stephen Colbert
“This was controversial, even within the administration. Education Secretary Betsy DeVos initially resisted signing off on it because of the potential harm that rescinding the protections could cause transgender students. But Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who has opposed expanding transgender rights, pushed DeVos to relent. ‘Aw, come on, Betsy, they won’t let me discriminate against Black people. Just give me this one.’” –Stephen Colbert"White House press secretary Sean Spicer said today that President Trump will not be watching the Academy Awards this Sunday. But I bet Spicer will, since he’s nominated for most animated short." –Seth Meyers
“Vice President Mike Pence today toured a factory in St. Louis. Pence was like, ‘It’s so great to be back here in the place where I was built.’” –Seth Meyers
“President Trump took office one month ago today. Wow, it’s hard to believe the past few years have only been a month!” –Seth Meyers"At a rally this weekend, President Trump compared himself to Abraham Lincoln, who he claimed, “fought with the media and called them out.” Yup, that’s who Abraham Lincoln was most famous for warring with. The media." –Seth Meyers
“Earlier today, President Trump held a press conference where he insulted the media, criticized Hillary Clinton, and talked about a hypothetical nuclear holocaust. Even Sean Spicer was like, “You should not be talking to reporters.’” –Jimmy Fallon
“Earlier today, President Trump held a press conference where he insulted the media, criticized Hillary Clinton, and talked about a hypothetical nuclear holocaust. Even Sean Spicer was like, ‘You should not be talking to reporters.’” –Jimmy Fallon
“Trump also discussed the recent bombshell about his staff communicating with Russia, and he said that he hasn’t made a phone call to Russia in years. You could tell Trump was lying because his tie grew another three inches.” –Jimmy Fallon
“President Trump got his first approval rating numbers and they aren’t good. His approval rating stands at 45 percent, which is the lowest in history for a new president. Or as his press secretary Sean Spicer put it today, ‘The highest in history for a new president.’” –Jimmy Kimmel"There are reports that Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway actually punched a guy while trying to break up a fight at Trump’s inaugural ball. Though she says it wasn’t a punch, it was an ‘alternative high-five.’" –Jimmy Fallon
“A Fox News host claims he saw Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway get into a fistfight at one of the inaugural balls. However, today it was explained to him that ’that’s just how Irish people dance.’” –Conan O’Brien
